Thursday, February 7, 2013

The Perks Of An Institute Goer.

I felt his eyes on me the first time I went, and ran outta there fast once it ended. I didn't want any of that "awkward moment" stuff going down. 
The next time he wasn't there. Safe. 
Yesterday I was early. Pro of being early, I get the spot I want. Cons you become a victim. A victim of lonely boys in need of a sitting partner. 
I decided to risk it. I buried myself in the wall and made a face that no one would want to sit by. Then it happened he asked if the seat by me was taken, "well now it is". 
Trying to make polite conversation with an anti-socialist never goes well. Poor guy. 
The questions didn't cease, and neither did the one word answers. 
My teacher's head began to raise and I saw his face as he eyed me and my now neighbor. The one that Single's Ward Bishops are famous for, yes that one. 
I knew that face, I knew that smile, I knew what was coming next. 
He felt the need to help this guy out. "So what's your favorite Love song?" Oh teach, I see what you did there. You sly, sly dog. 
He listed of some country songs. Dang my flannel shirt, and cowgirl boots I decided to wear. It gets 'em every time. 
Then it was talk about Valentines day. Smooth, very smooth. Props. This must be a common thing for you, but really you're not helping.
As the class was ending and I was still dreading my situation I got a text from Kim 
"Creepy cowboy come quick." 
"Ditto, be there in 2" 
I will admit Kimbim had it worse, but today I no longer feel bad for her. 
That same creepy cowboy is now in my Institute. 
You know what dude, just because your giving me a compliment doesn't mean you have to grab my arm. 
Thank you. 
Still speechless. 

3 comments:

Paul and Em said...

He thinks your the same person. That....or he's thinking he is so lucky that he has two chances. If one of you say know to his proposal he still has one more chance. Be VERY scared!

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