stealing maniac

There's a thief in our midst at work. We had our eye on her for a couple of months when she up and disappeared. She had the nerve to show her face again. 

We thought she had changed her ways, we were being good people and giving her the benefit of the doubt. I had a hunch today would be the day her skills would be shown. 

She started wandering around the store. I watched her, and I informed Mike n Ike to do the same.

 She grabbed some crinkle vegetable cutters like it was no biggie and sat right down waiting for the class to start. She took her purse out from under her chair and put those cutters right into it.

 I mean honest to goodness how many veggie cutters does one girl need. She looked up, and I was staring right at her. Our eyes met. I raised my eyebrows, just like my dad taught me, shook my head and my finger right at her.

 My mother called my name, having no idea what was going on right under our noses.

 I turned, and the sneaky lady took out those cutters and put them in her shirt. 

I took my mom into the back, my brother join us. 

I gave them the down low, and we dispersed.

 She went out to her car to deposit her little goodies and came back in to buy some other stuff. Yes buy, shocking I know. 

She walked back out with her things and Mike walked out with the rest. 

It was time to pounce. She denied everything, pleading innocent.

 Come on lady, I saw you with my own two eyes. 

Needless to say, she got a warning and the next time she shows her face, and something fishy is going down. The PoPo are getting called, and she's getting a beat down....maybe not a beat down.